If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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