I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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