i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
After last night, I could never be a politician.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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