There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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