are you so shy because you have an std?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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