I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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