Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Randomize
