so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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