please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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