Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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