Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
