She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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