I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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