ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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