just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
it's great music for shaving your balls
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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