So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
