He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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