So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
