i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Someone shattered a urinal.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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