No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
