A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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