whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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