Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I just want to make out with him forever
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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