don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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