So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
