I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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