week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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