But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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