If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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