Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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