And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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