i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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