looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I will pee on everything he values.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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