She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
