Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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