you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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