We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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