Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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