Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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