So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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