We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Randomize