i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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