i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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