just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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