the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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