lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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