i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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