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That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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