i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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