do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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