check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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