She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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