just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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