i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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