Plan B is the new Plan A
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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