3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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