Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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