I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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