I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
this will be a night to untag.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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