Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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