I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
This toilet bowl is my home.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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